The Junior

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A system of beliefs that focus on embracing your inner darkness and dismantling all religion and exposing the false but more importantly it venerates the essential characteristics that are affixed to junior grimes.

The true identity of Junior grimes is hard to decipher since he is many things

The forbidden one or Junior grimes, are that being that do everything, that’s what make them so formidable since he has infinite knowledge and ways of solving problems.

Those who follow king junior are known as juniortroopers or children of grime.

Junior is seen as the badguy when he’s actually the good guy trying to free everyone from religious enslavement

The forbidden one/Junior grimes or the sinful son. Aka “j grimes” but he has many names so don’t limit it to this.

The solution with juniorism is that he doesn’t delude anyone into thinking otherwise and is straightforward with his ideals and doesn’t pretend to be a saint, he’s the outcast, the one everybody believes to be a bad influence when he’s simply misunderstood.

Juniorism is set of ideas and provable facts that depict the truth of junior grimes ideology and mentality which describe the falsifying nature of religion and cynicism of human behavior as well as the true nature of the earth and its forbidden secrets. There’s Much more but for now, we’ll leave it at this.

Juniorism truly is something else

The philosophy of junior grimes mentality and behavior. Rejecting social norms and embracing your inner darkness and disregarding the rules and enjoying your youth. Junior says this in the bibble as he is the sinful son; the son of the darkness.

Juniorism is taught in very few schools these days but if you look in the right place you may study it.

Traits and characteristics tied to junior grimes (Logan) aka “J grimes” or junior the egomaniac

There’s more meanings to Juniorism so go pick up a book and read up on it , ya lazy bum!

To do whatever one wants whenever one feels like it, absolutely no restrictions or regard for the rules

The rejection of ALL religion

Derived from junior the forbidden , aka “junior Grimes”

To exhibit or exult traits/behavior strongly linked to junior the son (padre of pandemonium, old J) such as

1. Disregarding all rules and laws

2. Seeking chaos and destruction for satisfying

3. Being insanely sadistic and/or masochistic

4. Eating lots of yogurt, or strange foods

5. being the jack of all trades
6. Mastering many arts and skills

7. having a mysterious or unknown past

8. making unannounced exits often

9. being gone for long extended periods of time
10. being strange or eccentric, (ie; a weirdo)
11. enjoying torturing others or seeking violent justice
12. being an outcast who paves their own path

13. oversleeping or missing important venues

14. Ignoring thotties DMs

15. having multiple social media accounts or zero
16. embracing mental illness

17. Having a philosophical outlook on life and being able to justify LITERALLY ANYTHING

18. using different alias or taking on different appearances every once in a while

19. rebellious nature or opposing authority on the daily

20. having an intensively creative side and maintaining an unbelievable willpower in terms of accomplishing goals

21. Changing the names of people/things/places

22. List is too long, it would be infinite, see (juniorisms2.0)

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what junior grimes enjoys doing (among many other vices) meaning putting a junioristic twist on whatever he sets his own eyes on.

To juniorize is to convert an item/place/person/etc so that it praises junior or holds him/her in the highest regard imaginable.

To JUNIORIZE something is to make its qualities resemble or at the very least give adoration to junior grimes (the son)

In simple terms, what it means to juniorize something/someone is to make it possess qualities/attributes greatly resembling or worshiping J himself.

Many things can be juniorized, for NOTHING is above being JUNIORIZED.

Distinguished from the more famous Senioritis in this way:

- Junioritis gets work done
- Senioritis does not get work done

Often, people will define Junioritis as Senioritis, but just in Junior year. This is a false definition because, really, they are two very different things.

A symptom of Junioritis is discovering your optimal bullshit level. Throughout your freshman and sophomore years, you have experimented by trial and error how much bullshit you can actually get by. Now that you are a Junior, the bullshit level is just right, like Goldilocks finding Baby Bear's soup. On the other hand, Senioritis rejects the idea of tactical bullshitting and forgoes expending effort as a whole.

Another possibly related symptom of Junioritis is finding out how much you can get done in a short amount of time. If we were to compare a productivity/time graph of a freshman, a sophomore, and a junior, we will notice that as

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student -> senior

productivity begins to concentrate closer and closer towards the due date. In essence, the Junior knows how to be a productivity machine, but only after procrastination (prerequisite).

At student=senior, productivity does not exist.