The Jurick

The act of fornication, in the missionary position, upon a hay bale. To perform this maneuver properly make sure that the scrotum impacts the side of the bale on the inward thrust *Caution* This sexual act can cause brush burn to the scrotum. If done improperly the recipient will need to have his testes rubbed with lotion by the local fire department.

A man of great humour, a true friend, an absolute goat. Although he seems to always be preoccupied, he's always there when you're in trouble. He has plenty of bitches, but never forgets about his friends.