the Kernapeck
A man that combines the attributes of two (dos in Spanish) separate men. Compared to the average man, he can do twice as much work, pull twice as many birds, drill twice as many pints, and chat with double the significance. One of a kind. Good on the left and right hand side of any pitch, bar, or club. Unique.
Bloke 1: That man is a monster. He can do so much.
Bloke 2: Must be the Kernapeck.
Bloke 1: Yeh, must be.
Both Bloke 1 and 2: the Kernapeck. mmmmmmmm.
Bloke 2: Must be the Kernapeck.
Bloke 1: Yeh, must be.
Both Bloke 1 and 2: the Kernapeck. mmmmmmmm.