the keven

When you put a condom on your head and put it in a woman vagina

Keven is the most caring person ever. His hazzle eyes get the girls attention. It is easy for girls to fall inlove with him. He is the kindest guy ever. He can be wierd but its funny to the girls. He is the best boyfriend you can ever have. Every girl dies for a guy like keven. He can make you have a smile on for days. His smile is the most beautiful thing ever. Girls go crazy for that smile. Whoever has keven is the luckiest girl

Keven, commonly known as the superior to “Kevin.”

Keven is an enigma, similar to Bruce Wayne. He is Bruce during the day and the Dark Knight by night. Keven might look like a California surfer but little do you know he is a modern day Bruce Lee.

Keven is a Mr Steal your girl with out even knowing who your girl is, it is said Kevens Pheromones are being studied at Harvard Medical.

Simple Keven is a badass is who doesn’t try but just is, it is Ingrained in his genetic structure.

Keven for president

A freaking boss,he is loyal to the end, he gets the girls all over him like oil to a pan UNLIKE ANYBODY ELSE but can't date them,he is sexi boss and tall, a conversation starter, He is the leader of his friends and is always there for them..Arguably the funniest guy on the planet huge calfs,biceps,but man titties,He is strong,fast,and smart.And could get any girl to suck his snobjockey,but can't get any girl to date him. HE IS A SEXI BOSS OVERALL

He’s a boy who keeps to himself and doesn’t say much or express his feelings but all he wants is to be loved and to feel wanted so don’t ignore him or push him aside he will over think it and assume it’s all his fault but really he just wants affection🥺.

very sexually active, loves sarcasm, has giant wenis, and a giant shlong. giant chickes are the best for stews.

How an illiterate idiot will usually spell the name Kevin