key lime pie

Key lime. Infatuation that shouldn't exist.
Key lime Pie. Indulge and I am in your debt.
Key lime pie. Inspire me with foolish love.
Key lime pie, your green filling makes me inept.

Flaky crust is what I lust. Your fresh lime scent is a must.
Take me with coffee, never with tea. You're the pie that pleases me!
People gawk "Is that pie green?" Ask for a bite - "Fuck you, I'm mean."

Key lime pie - cheapest hooker I've ever had.
Key lime pie. Last slice gleaming, if you're out I'm mad.
Key lime pie. Poke fun and laugh and jest.
Key lime pie. Don't bother me, digest
key lime pie.

Refers to the ovaries or vaginal passage. Usually smells like moldy limes.

An offensive term.

sneeze in a vagina while ejaculating in a girl's mouth.

Recieving anal sex from a transvestite.

When you take a lime, cut it open and squeeze the juice into a woman's vigina. Afterwords you cum inside of her making it look like a key lime pie.

A sexual practice in which a man ejaculates in either the vagina of a woman, or the anus of either a woman or a man and then inserts one or both of his testicles in to the semen filled orifice.

To urinate inside the ass of your significant other then proceed to fuck her until a major load of jizzz has been blown from the cock. The interesting combination of jizzz and urine will then resemble that of a Key Lime Pie in the butthole of your significant other.