the kiss of poseidon
When you are taking a dump and the water splashed up and hits your butt cheek
“Bro I was taking a massive shit when all of the sudden I felt the kiss of Poseidon”
kiss of poseidon
When your pooping and the water splashes up and kisses your chili ring
I got a kiss of Poseidon this morning when I fired up the old log splitter.
The kiss of Cyber Poseidon
When your smartphone falls in the wc and Poseidon kiss your ass with a splash of water
Fuck, I get the Kiss of Cyber Poseidon during a match vs shit