The Koehler
Masturbation technique in which you fondle your testicles while your erect penis is in a bottle and you are on all fours over a towel
Grayson had a ~hard~ time explaining to his dad what "The Koehler" was
Dirty Koehler
A blue eyed man with a large penis and a small brain.
Wow, now that looks like a Dirty Koehler
aaron koehler
A large male with a substantially smaller penis and brain capacity.
You're a real idiot, your almost an Aaron Koehler
The Koehler Bear
A supreme being with record-breaking speed, when seen by the general public, it has been said that it brings luck. Loves to have pregame and wacky pregame prayers, great supplier of man-fives, and like his partner in crime Bmisk the Dragonslayer, wears a headband frequently. Although he loves to display his illegally good looks, he does not have a catch phrase. Above all he is a gentleman and a scholar.
Coach Mike: Hey guys, why can't u be awesome and score 8 goals like The Koehler Bear over here?
Team: Sorry coach, Bmisk the Dragonslayer is scoring all the rest!
Coach Mike: Oh quit being such fagboys
Team: Sorry coach, Bmisk the Dragonslayer is scoring all the rest!
Coach Mike: Oh quit being such fagboys
dirty koehler
Someone that cleans up a Dirty Sanchez or Dirty Rodriguez.
After I dropped a Dirty Sanchez on Melany, I had to have a dirty Koehler come in to clean it up.
Maddie Koehler
Maddie Koehler is an exploding ferret. She is the CEO of laughing at jokes that are not funny and falling down when she gets scared. Be careful of these Maddie Koehler's
Wow! Look at Maddie Koehler! She just fell down the stairs because someone said boo!
Scott Koehler
He is a fucking pussy who likes to suck dick. He is a rat, fraud, and most of all a bitch. If you know someone named this spit in his face and tell him to fucking die.
Scott Koehler go kill yourself you fucking brick.