The Landmine
Where one sticks there fist in a sexual orifice of another being and proceeds to open the fist suddenly in an explosion-like movement.
"This girl told me I couldn't finger for shit so I gave her the landmine and she hasn't walked right for days!."
The Landmine
After a one-night stand with a club slut, cum in her high heel when she's in the bathroom. When she goes to put the shoe back on, she'll feel it and jump away, like she stepped on a landmine.
While she was in the shower, I laid the landmine in her shoe!
Landmined
A term used to describe a object typically small and sharp , that someone else has already stepped on and left for someone else to find . Usually as humor trap !
Tim - ow what the hell ! Ron - lol I see you found that landmined I've stept on 3 time and left fo you !
Landmine
The thin version of a grenade.
Mike: Dude, these girls are fucking landmines!
Landmining
To put a spike, commonly tacks, into a fountain drink lid and then hiding it in the ground to be stepped on
I'm going to be landmining the beach today.
Landmines
A word used to describe thin ugly chicks.
Grenades = bigger ugly chick; Landmines = thinner ugly chick
-Mike "The Situation" Sorrentino"
-Mike "The Situation" Sorrentino"
Landmine
A skinny ugly chick. This was referenced in the season 2 premiere of jersey shore.
Ronnie just hooked up with a landmine, then he did a grenade