The Larry factor
A complex branch dealing with the time lost from when Larry leaves point A and reaches point B. Even if studied for a lifetime no one would understand this branch of mathematics.
Zoe: "Larry! Wanna get me something from Sonic?"
Larry: "Sure"
*2 hrs later*
Larry: "Here's your stuff."
Zoe: "The Larry Factor"
Zoe: "What took you so long?"
Larry: "I had to run a few errands"
Larry: "Sure"
*2 hrs later*
Larry: "Here's your stuff."
Zoe: "The Larry Factor"
Zoe: "What took you so long?"
Larry: "I had to run a few errands"