The Last Guy
The single person who has a worse life than anyone else that ever lived.
Person 1: No matter how bad you have it, there's always someone worse off than you.
Person 2: Yeah, but what about the Last Guy?
Person 2: Yeah, but what about the Last Guy?
The Last Guy
The single person who has a worse life than anyone else that ever lived.
Yeah, but what about the Last Guy?
Last Guy I'd Ever Go Gay for
A way to suggest another man is particularly unattractive.
Fugly
Fugly
Soon after sighting the sheer size of Jacob's schnoz, Spencer swiftly shouts, "He's the last guy I'd ever go gay for!"
Last guy on the bus
Way to express that you don’t want a relationship with a girl that’s slept with too many people.
She’s cute and all, but I think we’re just gonna be friends. I don’t wanna be the last guy on the bus.