thelegendchris

To be fair, you have to have a very high IQ to understand TheLegendChris. The humor is extremely subtle, and without a solid grasp of biology most of the jokes will go over a typical player's head. There's also Chris' nihilistic outlook, which is deftly woven into his characterisation - his personal philosophy draws heavily from Narodnaya Volya literature, for instance. The fans understand this stuff; they have the intellectual capacity to truly appreciate the depths of these jokes, to realize that they're not just funny- they say something deep about LIFE. As a consequence people who dislike TheLegendChris truly ARE idiots- of course they wouldn't appreciate, for instance, the humour in Chris' existencial catchphrase "I am so much better," which itself is a cryptic reference to Turgenev's Russian epic Fathers and Sons I'm smirking right now just imagining one of those addlepated simpletons scratching their heads in confusion as Chris' genius unfolds itself on their computer screens. What fools... how I pity them. And yes by the way, I DO have a Chris tattoo. And no, you cannot see it. It's for the ladies' eyes only- And even they have to demonstrate that they're within 5 IQ points of my own (preferably lower) beforehand.