The Lewinsky Maneuver
The Lewinsky maneuver is when a male is peeing standing upright. The urge to shit strikes him so part was through his piss he pauses the flow; completes a 180° rotation to sitting so he can shit. It takes mind and body control. If it is not preformed perfectly piss can end up everywhere. People who have preformed Th Lewinsky Maneuver are regarded as legends and above the average human being.
Friend 1: I was trying to pull off The Lewinsky Maneuver but I messed up, pissed everywhere.
Friend 2: you fucking idiot
Friend 2: you fucking idiot