Thelp
One day my friend passed me back my lighter so I went to thank him but at the same time my hair got stuck in my zip so the words thanks and help were merged!
Thelp!!!!! I wanted to thank you but at the same time needed your help! Thelp!!!!
Thelping
The act of hitting an object or person repetitively with a somewhat soft, spongy object, e.g a rubber chicken, foam sword, or a cat.
I'd simply had enough of his dry jokes, so I picked up the christmas turkey and gave that kid a good thelping. I haven't heard him tell another one since.
Thelpful
Overly helpful to the point of being a nuisance or a hinderance. Being annoyed at someone when they are trying to help is a result of Thelpfulness.
After being offered a different drink option for the 9th time with my answer still being ''No thanks" - I told them they were being Thelpful and to stop.