The Madden Bullshit
When your Playing madden. Especially madden mobile. And the CPU absolutley destroys you no matter what coverage you go into, What plays you pick and how much better your team is than theirs is. The A.I. Wipes out your team and upsets you by throwing complete hail mary's and play actions all day, meanwhile your running back only get 2-3 yards a play, Your passes get swatted and picked off nearly every time. You get sacked as if your o line is non existent, and your defense lets their running back right go through the gaps.
Greg: I was playing Madden yesterday and my Cowboys got wrecked 10-24 by the lions some how.
Liam: What can I say that's The Madden Bullshit!
Greg: God, I need to get rid of this game!
Liam: What can I say that's The Madden Bullshit!
Greg: God, I need to get rid of this game!
Madden Bullshit
Any play or action in Madden 08 that is some bullcrap. When the game fucks you.
"I only lost because of the madden bullshit"
Madden Bullshit
When playin madden 08 against your friend (or asshole enemy), and you use the Cowboys (the greatest team ever, america's team and get beat by the shitty loser-ass Lions on the last play of the game cause you were nice and called a timeout for that son of a bitch cause he was all out.
Me: Thats some fucking Madden Bullshit they fucked me!
Asshole friend: Ha Ha I was the shitty loser ass faggit Lions and I beat You.
Me: I'll fucking shit in your mouth cockboy. Your lucky I did't quit.
Asshole friend: Ha Ha I was the shitty loser ass faggit Lions and I beat You.
Me: I'll fucking shit in your mouth cockboy. Your lucky I did't quit.
All-Madden Bullshit
When You Try your Hardest to win on all-madden, this is called all-madden bullshit. When your QB throws 6 INT'S One Game, Your RB Only gets 2 yards a play, The CPU Wide Reciever Catches every f*cking pass, The CPU QB Completes every F*cking pass, Etc Etc
P.S: This is only intended as a joke for pissed off all-madden users that constantly lose like me when The CPU Is doing less work and The User is doing all of the work.
P.S: This is only intended as a joke for pissed off all-madden users that constantly lose like me when The CPU Is doing less work and The User is doing all of the work.
Ex 1: Oh WTF Dude! That's my 4th INT. ALL-MADDEN BS!
EX 2: Damnit! Frank Gore Running over Javon Kearse. ALL MADDEN BS!
Ex 3: Holy Crap I'm Actually winning 7 to nothing on All-Madden! NOOOOOO! Kenny threw an INT at the goal line and they ran it back for six?!? ALL-MADDEN BS!
All-Madden Bullshit
EX 2: Damnit! Frank Gore Running over Javon Kearse. ALL MADDEN BS!
Ex 3: Holy Crap I'm Actually winning 7 to nothing on All-Madden! NOOOOOO! Kenny threw an INT at the goal line and they ran it back for six?!? ALL-MADDEN BS!
All-Madden Bullshit