the maria

the maria is when a man takes his dick and balls and tucks them between his legs while standing and crossing his like so it appears he has no dick but a hairy pussy . you must be completely naked and then start flexing, usually done for your friends for entertainment purposes

a song that defined and even transformed a generation...it was often quoted as being an 'instant classic' and something that 'even our grandchildren would listen to'...at its peak popularity it was not uncommon for high school kids to hold 'maria maria' nights, social gatherings where people would take turns praising the song.

The most amazing,beautiful,funny girl you will ever meet makes your heart melt with her smile and can make a whole room stop when she walks in. She has a great personality and is very smart but is a little flirtatious. Any boy is more than lucky to have her in there life

Maria is a person who can always make u smile in any way. She is a funny sweet girl who always knows how to put you in a good mood. She’s beautiful and can make friends with anyone. However she is sensitive and sometimes needs space to gather her thoughts. But she is an amazing friend and you should hold on to them forever.

Maria is an angel in the world with devils around every corner. The weight they bare is heavy, but she walks with a smile knowing her love is still by her side. Though not in person, he is by heart. She loves effortlessly and forgives when it's valid. Very intellectual and filled with a side of joy and fun. Although stubborn, she knows right from wrong. Loving her is as easy as pie. Walking past her is a mistake on it's own, so watch your every step.

Maria doesn't get offended, when she laughs is beautiful and u join in, can become very sarcastic. A good listener and gives good advice, she might trust u easily, she might test u and trust very little as she is paranoid and not a fool. A Maria seems closed because she thinks u don't really care, but when you prove u do she is a open book and very understanding, she is loyal. Always wants to try something new and gets bored easily. She is hot and knows it loves reminding people about it too, she has a big ass turning heads all the way she likes wearing sexy clothes she easily steals hearts just by her looks. She has an amazing smile and eyes to get lost in, soft hair and has an amazing style. She has a big heart, likes to play games with people and she be merciless. She is a queen a powerful woman who hates being treated as a child and will do anything to prove people wrong. When she loves u, she gives all her heart for u to be happy but once u hurt her she will break isolating herself from people but will move on, in that moment when she moves on she will never forgive u. When she's mad at someone she gives them the silent treatment. Maria is a party animal, fearless and can become intimidating, she's most likely to do any type of dare. Maria is intelligent and beautiful she is ellegant classy. But at the same time she can be a freak with passion. She doesn't care about money as it can't buy her she looks for love and happiness she likes little things in life.

The most amazing and beautiful person you will ever meet. She is athletic but very competitive. But nice and pretty at where main qualities. But typically hard to impress