the marthage
A girl who is often confused and may seem apathetic to most things but is nonetheless funny and craves affection and care. She also somehow always manages to attract the most tory boys which is a key trait of ‘the marthage’. Overall, a sweet girl who gives the best hugs but always make sure to use simplistic language when around ‘the marthage’.
‘Oh my days, I bloody love cricket!! I heard the marthage loves to play cricket too!!’