the massey
the massey is a solitary critter. he can be found in damp and moldy basements, under lumber piles, and occaisionally in the restrooms of some mexican restaurants. he has been known to consume veggie pizzas, dog food, and, in rare sightings, kittens. the massey is believed to be a distant cousin of both the sloth and the mexican jumping bean. if you see the massey, do not approach it, for the massey is best viewed from afar. the massey also randomly explodes into fits of rage therefore it is imperative for massey-watchers to keep their distance. the massey is often confused with surly elderly, bed-ridden males of the homo sapien species.
Did you see the massey feasting on those kittens?
Yeah, he sneaks up on them easily because he camoflagues himself as a pile of sweatpants and velcro shoes.
Yeah, he sneaks up on them easily because he camoflagues himself as a pile of sweatpants and velcro shoes.
the massey
see "tremode" second definition including but not limited to lazyasses.com
The massey ain't done no work since sophomore year, that lazyass. Someone should cut him.
the massey
Ok Kiddies, for this excercise, let's use "dan" as an example, shall we? As previously stated, not in so many words, "dan" is a basement dwelling, mutated, socially unacceptable troll. "dan" feeds on the slime that lines the sewer system. "dan" enjoys the company of dead people & shaven cats. "dan" doesn't like the hair, as it gets caught between the only 2 teeth he has. Massey's usually live in friend's basements, as they are so physically unappealing & foul smelling, they don't have the capability to keep a job.
"dan the massey" smells like some homeless dirty person's asshole on a hot summer day, after they had diarrhea.
the massey
it also means to miserably fail at something.
the kicker really masseyed that field goal kick.
the massey
See definition for metrosexual/homo.
Cam Massey is a metrosexual. The massey will never admit it though.
massey
Known as The Cool Kid
After pounding a beer the crowd looked at him as Massey.
massey
1.Heavy layer of the dong.
Stephen layed a massey on that fine ass yellow bone.