The Mauer
The wall of Cannon Club on which dastardly deeds occur
Big Bert took her to the Mauer!
mauer
In the game of Sheephead (Sheepshead), to not "pick" when you have a winning hand.
You would have won if you hadn't mauered.
mauer
noun, totally bangable 21-year old twins catcher (#7)
Dude, Joe Mauer is completely bangable
mauer
verb, to present oneself in a bangable fashion
Dude, I gotta Mauer up before hittin the clubs so have a chance of poonin' a chick later this foine evening
Mauer
To think highly of oneself, and expect to be treated and spoiled like a little kid, resembling the Twins catcher Joe Mauer's attitude. In addition to the pompous attitude, one must not have any special talents or skills except for flaunting a big ego.
That guy is such a Mauer. He's so cocky when he has nothing to be cocky about.
joe mauer
the BEST baseball player. and plus he's actually from Minnesota, so that's even cooler.
"Holy Shit! look at that batting average!!"
"I Know. It's Joe Mauer."
"I Know. It's Joe Mauer."
J Mauer
A guy who thinks he's so cool, and can win at everything. He loves baseball but doesn't look good playing it. Common catch phrases are, "Shut up ""Do that one more time" he thinks he can win at fights but doesn't succeed very often.
Wow see that J Mauer standing over there? He is so cool!