The McCarty Swipe
When you are taking a dump before taking a shower and instead of using toilet paper to wipe, you just go into the shower, soap up your hand, and use your hand to wipe your ass.
I ran out of toilet paper this morning, so I just pulled The McCarty Swipe instead.
mccarty swipe
When you jump in the shower without wiping sh*t from your a$$.
I ran out of toilet paper this morning, so I jumped in the shower and gave myself a McCarty swipe.