The Mean Saint
Someone that always has self convinced justification for every decision and tends to judge others and be mean while hiding behind a blanket of self spoken excuses to be mean. They tend to be defensive and give excuses when they recieve any criticism, and they love to call other people assholes when really they are the meanest of them all. Great at convincing themselves they're right, to a toxic degree that tends to make their lives very average and lacking of intense fun. They tend to live in Alabama, Kansas, or some state where they end up alone as shit doing some boring ass shit.
Dude, f*co having Kevin over. He thinks he's Mr. I do everything right and everyone else is just annoying. Noone likes The Mean Saint.