The Meg

Wetting a tampon in vodka and placing it inside ones vagina.

Meg likes chocolate milk and chicken

The undeniable personification of kindness. Meg stands for beauty, intelligence and humour. Not only is Meg a nice person, but she is an inspiration for others to pursue a path of reciprocal respect to all. Meg is capable of fulfilling gaps in your heart to the extent where her absence is a true instigator of depression. Nonetheless, due to her innate kind approach to all around her, she would never want anyone to experience a moment of unnecessary sadness. Meg is the girl who will offer you the world, without knowing that the only appropriate response is to reciprocate her actions to the fullest extent. If you are with a Meg the only reason you deserve the world is so you can give it to her. If one of your characteristics is standing in your way of being happy with her, do not make the same mistake so many men will, get rid of the characteristic not the perfect woman. If you run across a Meg, make sure to tell her daily "I love you Just the Way You Are".

(In football/soccer): to beat your opponent in a one-on-one contest by tapping the ball between his legs and running around him before he/she has realized what happened.

A sweet girl that everyone loves to hang out with. They always have the best laugh!She's a jokester, who's not afraid to do a silly dare if given to her. Meg's are beautiful on the inside and out but they just don't realise it. Sometimes they're too busy thinking of what other people think them, which causes them to be sad. Meg's have the best laugh and they are always there have for you in tough times and happy times. They make the best friends in the world! Meg's are always up for a chat and will stay up late just to talk to you. So whenever you see a Meg, try and become friends with her or you won't know what true friendship is!

Meg is the type of lady you'll very rarely come across. She is a one in a billion and you'll never ever want to lose her. Treat her correctly and she'll be yours forever. She may initially be shy but when she opens up to you, she'll be freaky.

Megging verb ( from megalodon shark)
Sexual act generally used as a part of foreplay in which one partner gets a mouth full of flesh generally a boob or ass and then bites with force and shakes like a chew toy or shark playing with the meat
Bonus points if this occurs during the MEG.