the melts
Traumatic, instantaneous bodily fluid evacuation, as in liquid shits. Extra care must be taken when cleaning oneself, lest you experience the following secondary conditions:
- swamp ass
- duck butter
Often, ring sting is experienced during an episode of the melts
- swamp ass
- duck butter
Often, ring sting is experienced during an episode of the melts
<running to the nearest bathroom/trash can/bush> "the melts! I got the melts!!!!"
Melting
When you see someone or something that makes you feel a lot of feels and you feel as if you are melting.
"When I read that fluff fanfic I was literally melting."
Melted
A word typically used by gamers to describe the act of destroying the enemy ruthlessly.
player 1: did you see that other player? he just eliminated the entire enemy team!
player 2: i know dude, he totally melted them!
player 2: i know dude, he totally melted them!
melt
an absolute complete fucking idiot
he/she is a melt
shutup you melt
shutup you melt
Melting
The process of dying a little inside when seeing someone attractive.
Rachael Katz+Max Cahn and no shirt= melting...nuff said
Melted
A Scottish slang word to describe someone absolutely blazed.
"Mate, I was absolutely melted yesterday with Greg"
Melting
When you're just so loved up with your bf/gf that you feel like your heart is melting
Guy: You mean the world to me
Girl: Awh, my heart is melting
Girl: Awh, my heart is melting