the moist towelette

A very new, trending action common among teen boys in terms of masturbating. The moist towelette is where one takes a medium size towel and fold it in half long ways. Take a medical practitioner's latex glove and coat the inside of the glove with the lotion of your choice. Take the glove and have the hole hanging out one side of the towel. Roll the towel up around the glove tightly and ensure the hole remains outside outside of the towel. Then use it to masturbate as if it was a pocket pussy. This technique was created by Lance Ward.

codeword for condoms. due to their simmilar shape in package.

A convenient way to proposition anal sex with a customer when working at a fast food restaurant or even see someone you like in store. If they use the "Wet Nap" provided then they have cleaned themselves up and are ready for action. Simply walk by their table and drop off a Moist Towelette and walk off while making awkward eye contact to successfully convey your intentions.

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Synonym for idiot, moron

Something to say after the word cunt when you can't think of anything else to say after the word cunt

When it’s so hot outside and you’re sweating so much that you would be able to take a dry piece of toilet paper and wipe your taint area as well as inner thighs and ass crack to produce a product similar to Clorox wipes.