bigwieneritis
having such a big dick, that you can't sit down to shit because your penis will be in the water
Two Guys in shitter.
Me: Damn this water is cold!
Webber: How would you know?
Me: I've got bigwieneritis!
Webber: Oh shit! I forgot.
Me: Damn this water is cold!
Webber: How would you know?
Me: I've got bigwieneritis!
Webber: Oh shit! I forgot.