THE mustache ride
Getting an invite for a party to celebrate the awesome that is the mustache on FaceBook and receiving hundreds of replies because the concept of reply to sender is difficult to grasp for some. Trolling and hilarity ensues, in that order.
FB_User_nosenseofhumor:
Okay, but what do we do about the annoying messages on our computers? It's still annoying, and there's no obvious way not to get them.
FB_User_regularperson:
Ha ha ha ha! You just had THE mustache ride!
Okay, but what do we do about the annoying messages on our computers? It's still annoying, and there's no obvious way not to get them.
FB_User_regularperson:
Ha ha ha ha! You just had THE mustache ride!
mustache-ride
When a girl sits on the face of a guy with a mustache and he gives her oral sex.
During sex, Lisa sat on Tom's face and got a mustache ride.
mustache ride
Sitting on the face of a man with a mustache, and receiving cunnalingus from said man, thus creating the impression that you are on a ride.
Usually it is a female taking a mustache ride, but I assume males can figure out a way to take the ride as well. I just don't want to hear about it.
Usually it is a female taking a mustache ride, but I assume males can figure out a way to take the ride as well. I just don't want to hear about it.
"Hey, baby, you like you can use some fun. Care to take a mustache ride?"
Mustache Ride
When a person with a mustache has someone sit on their face. As if the mustache were a ride at the carnival, where indecently most of the mustache rides are given.
Tom Sellek: Hey there, would you enjoy a mustache ride?
Burt Reynolds: I was about to ask you the same thing
Burt Reynolds: I was about to ask you the same thing
Mustache Ride
When a woman rides your face with her vagina.
Who wants a mustache ride?
Mustache Ride
A guilty pleasure most women share.
Women want you to think mustaches mar male facial aesthetics but in reality they all just wanna perpetrate a deep, orgasm-inducing grind on that Selleck, Handlebar, or Swanson.
Clean-shaven men should watch out--this is the age of the Mustache Ride.
Women want you to think mustaches mar male facial aesthetics but in reality they all just wanna perpetrate a deep, orgasm-inducing grind on that Selleck, Handlebar, or Swanson.
Clean-shaven men should watch out--this is the age of the Mustache Ride.
Jack: Ride that stache, ride that stache, whatever possessed you to ride that stache? You said it was a turn off!
Esmeralda: I don't know what came over me, baby! Please forgive me.
Jack: Maybe after the wax works its way off your peach, you'll have lived down this fateful mustache ride.
Esmeralda: I don't know what came over me, baby! Please forgive me.
Jack: Maybe after the wax works its way off your peach, you'll have lived down this fateful mustache ride.
mustache ride
A woman, sitting on the face of a man, with a mustache. She is recieving pleasure, he is being smothered. That is a Mustache Ride.
Annabelle - "Can I have another mustache ride James?"
James - "Jesus christ, I have trouble breathing already, and my breath stinks most of the time anyway."
James - "Jesus christ, I have trouble breathing already, and my breath stinks most of the time anyway."