The Olympic Torch
The act of applying Icy Hot to a condom before having sex.
Guy 1: "Hey man, Im looking for something to light up my sex life."
Guy2: "I gave my old laidy The Olympic Torch, she is still burning over the experience"
Guy2: "I gave my old laidy The Olympic Torch, she is still burning over the experience"
olympic torch
A person rolls up two blunts or more but proceeds to smoke them individually. Once you are finished smoking the first blunt you light the following blunt with the roach of the previous blunt, thus looking like you are handing off an olympic torch.
dude are we going to the olympics tonight?
yeah dude im so handing off the olympic torch first!
yeah dude im so handing off the olympic torch first!
olympic torching
the act of passing a pipe without having to relight it, because an ember remains burning. Involving two or more people, olympic torching requires the ability to smoke and then pass the pipe quickly, without allowing the lit ember to go out.
Guy 1: Hey are you guys smoking a bowl?
Guy 2: Yeah but don't light it again, we're olympic torching it.
Quick, pass that olympic torch.
Guy 2: Yeah but don't light it again, we're olympic torching it.
Quick, pass that olympic torch.
olympic torch
Someone who never goes out. The opposite to someone who is HardCore (you know the score).
Jeremiah: "Anyone asked if Zachery's out tonight."
Francios: "Nah, he's the olympic torch. No need to bother."
Francios: "Nah, he's the olympic torch. No need to bother."
Olympic torch
(n.) something that cannot be destroyed. Has indefatiguability.
The US economy is a pseudo-olympic torch, and has only enjoyed about about a decade of not faltering since becoming the world richest economy. This was around the time its citizens started to bullshit themselves thinking they saved the world from speaking German.
Fun fact: Hitler would have allowed all of the countries to the west of Germany he attacked world war two to continue speaking thier own languages should he have won. He also would have taken back the money that the united states practically stole from Britain and helped the crippled economy. He saw Britain as the best country in the world besides Germany and his native Austria, and saw the united states as a financial joke.
Fun fact: Hitler would have allowed all of the countries to the west of Germany he attacked world war two to continue speaking thier own languages should he have won. He also would have taken back the money that the united states practically stole from Britain and helped the crippled economy. He saw Britain as the best country in the world besides Germany and his native Austria, and saw the united states as a financial joke.
Passing the Olympic Torch
When you're at the circle jerk and everyone changes from the right hand to the left (or vice versa)
A Paul Bunyan sat down next to me but thankfully there was a Passing the Olympic Torch
Olympic Torch
When a male or female, places their head on the ground or base of a chair, raises their butthole towards the sky (straight up) and releases a fart upon proper signaling. It is representative of the classic lighting of the Olympic torch that is used at an Olympic games.
Lex "Nick light the Olympic torch up baby!"
Nick *raises butthole to the sky and lets one rip*
Mitch - wtf is going on
Nick *raises butthole to the sky and lets one rip*
Mitch - wtf is going on