The Oreo poo effect
The next mornings bowel movement(s) after you eat an entire box of oreo cookies the night before. A study conducted on the Orea poo effect seems to suggest that eating a half brick of Old cheddar cheese can make the symptoms much more severe. The condition is chartesized by an initial release of hard black excrement, then a second wave of creamy lighter colored stool which is immediately followed by another hard black release. This condition is not to be confused with The shits Ahoy syndrome.
The doctor said he'd never seen such a bad case of the Oreo poo effect before in an animal.