The Outboards
a place where, for the most part, you don't have to put up with obnoxious whining from people who can't accept that they're not the best. only those who act ridiculously stupid or complain too much aren't tolerated there, as opposed to other sites where you get banned for having an opinion. if some of the whiners can't accept that, tough luck. shut up and take it like the rest of the real world.
where? it was named after something on the outboards.
The Outboards
Once a nice place to hang out, it is now doomed after become the property of one of its users, JewRaven.
CG has no life, and eats babies!
outboarding
When you "motorboat" or blow with your lips pressed between another persons butt cheeks.
I walked into my parents room last week and they were outboarding.
Larsen Outboard
A variation on the classic motorboat technique (see below) normally applied to breasts, the Larsen Outboard is instead applied to butt cheeks.
Motorboat: The act of pushing one's face in between two ample breasts, and rocking one's head side to side very rapidly while making a vigorous, lip-vibrating "brrr" sound.
Motorboat: The act of pushing one's face in between two ample breasts, and rocking one's head side to side very rapidly while making a vigorous, lip-vibrating "brrr" sound.
Moosy (Larsen) asked Steady to cook him a cheeseburger.
Steady replied, "Sure, right after you finish motorboating my butt cheeks."
A loyal friend and hungry for a cheeseburger, Moosy obliged him with a Larsen Outboard.
Steady replied, "Sure, right after you finish motorboating my butt cheeks."
A loyal friend and hungry for a cheeseburger, Moosy obliged him with a Larsen Outboard.
outboard motor
A person who has been turned into a machine through repetition of a monotonous activity.
Her father had made her swim for 4 hours a day, every day, since she was 3 months old – effectively turning her into an outboard motor.
outboard motor
A person who has been turned into a machine through repetition of a monotonous activity.
1.) Her father had made her swim for 4 hours a day, every day, since she was 3 months old – effectively turning her into an outboard motor.
2.) "What kind of man would turn his daughter into an outboard motor" - Kurt Vonnegut, Breakfast of Champions
2.) "What kind of man would turn his daughter into an outboard motor" - Kurt Vonnegut, Breakfast of Champions
A Johnson Outboard
This begins with the lady furiously masturbating her gentleman's penis. At the moment of ejaculation he performs a motorboat maneuver between his good lady's breasts (pushing the breasts together whilst shaking his face between them and slobbering), thus replicating pull starting a johnson outboard on a motorboat.
She had a rack to die for, so I bought her a drink and she gave me a Johnson outboard in the toilets.