Bijackual
The uncanny ability to masterbate with both your right and left hand. this sort of thing makes life easier when outside forces decide to steal an apendage from you.
Tim: dam dude you shouldn't have put your hand under that fat bitch before she sat down. how are you gonna go through life with a broken arm?
John: dude it'll be rough but thank god i'm bijackual.
John: dude it'll be rough but thank god i'm bijackual.