the passion of christ
A rather lengthy snuff film.
The passion of the Christ was a kinky boy's delight!
the passion of christ
a movie by mel gibson, the son of a holocaust denier, that somehow made it through the jews in hollywood to tell the story of jesus while being subtly anti-semetic
wait, where was the easter bunny in the passion of christ?
Passion of Christ
A drink made by Ceramic Joe aptly named Jesus Juice by mixing white wine and red (basically a strong rose) then was evolved by the Winking kitten who added chardonnay after watching harry hill. other variations include God Juice and Supreme being
My, thats a large bottle of chardonnay
the passion of the christ
A controversial movie directed by Mel Gibson that came out in 2004. It is about the last twelve hours of Jesus Christ's life.
This shows the different views on this movie:
Christian Guy: Did you see The Passion Of The Christ? I loved it, was uplifting and now I love God more than ever.
Not-Religious Guy: I hated it, it was too bloody.
Aethiest: I didn't like it because it's just stupid Christians scaring children into being Christian.
Guy Who Does Not Exist: I'm pretty nuetral about the movie.
Christian Guy: Did you see The Passion Of The Christ? I loved it, was uplifting and now I love God more than ever.
Not-Religious Guy: I hated it, it was too bloody.
Aethiest: I didn't like it because it's just stupid Christians scaring children into being Christian.
Guy Who Does Not Exist: I'm pretty nuetral about the movie.
the passion of the christ
A movie by the guy from The Road Warrior. A decent effort, however I noticed a lack of aliens, monsters, car chases, gunfire, and double anal scenes in this movie. Overall it is worth watching and I can't wait for Mel Gibson's Passion of the Christ Part II: The Revenge Of Jesus, coming to theatres in summer 2009.
"Why did we pay 10 bucks to see The Passion Of The Christ when we could have watched our old vcr tape of The Road Warrior instead and spent the 10 bucks on weed?"
"Mel Gibson re-wrote the bible, therefore Mel is our God".
"I haven't seen so much blood in a movie since Dead Alive"
"In Mel We Trust"
"The Lashin' Of The Christ"
"Mel Gibson re-wrote the bible, therefore Mel is our God".
"I haven't seen so much blood in a movie since Dead Alive"
"In Mel We Trust"
"The Lashin' Of The Christ"
the passion of the christ
A film written and directed by Mel Gibson and starring his good friend Jesus.
A: I just saw "The Passion of the Christ"
B: I'd rather read the book
A: There's a book!?
B: I'd rather read the book
A: There's a book!?
The Passion of the Christ
A psuedo-snuff film. It's an over two hour film of an endless torture sequence.
Me: I saw "The Passion of the Christ" on opening day. It was a two hour torture sequence.
Someone: Two hour torture? Talk about being perpetuating.
Someone: Two hour torture? Talk about being perpetuating.