The Pecos Bill

The female lays on her side while one leg is in the air. The man straddles between her legs in a cowboy position and proceeds to have sexual intercourse. During which time she rotates her hips like a tornado, while he grasps onto the leg in the air. One can variate from this by using one thumb to rotate over the clitoris.

After breaking the news you are sleeping with your current girlfriends best friend/sister, ect. Throw her into the computer chair proceed to spin her around until she looks like an angry tornado. Phase 2: Pull your cock out like a lasso and smack her in the face on every revolution.