The Pembonator

It's a sacred ritual where there's a ping pong table and 4 men. First step to perform the Pembonator is to take your bollocks out so they swing free and force everyone to shit in a bucket. The second step is to create balls the size of ping pong balls with the shit. The third step it to whack the shit from one side of the table to another, just as if you were playing ping pong.