phantom of the nutsack
When you get an itchin' but your ball a missin'
Caitlyn Jenner often suffers from phantom of the nutsack.
Phantom Nutsack
When you rip your own balls off but still feel them being squeezed.
Babe when you tickle my empty gooch you're giving me crazy phantom nutsack
The Phantom of the Nutsack
When a man stretches his nut sack latitudinally across his partners face, as to reveal only one eye, half their nose and half their mouth. (The purpose of which is to mimic the mask that the phantom of the opera uses to shield the hideous misshapen side of his face). Upon doing so, he is then required to sing aloud:🎼 “the phaaaaaantom of the nut sack is there...atop your face”🎼
Did you give them the Roman Solider or the Phantom of the Nutsack?