The Plank

An excersise that tones and strengthens the users core abdominal muscles. You lie down on your front supported from touching the floor by your forearms, your feet assume the position they would if you were doing press-ups (push-ups US) You must then remain in the position, without allowing your body to sag for as long as possible.

As this is a timed excersise it is often used as a competition between people - whoever can do it for the longest time wins! Anything above 3 minutes is good, 6 minutes excellent.

Planked - Hit with the ugly stick

Proof that humanity has sunk to its lowest point in history thus far. It is the act of lying completely flat across pretty much anything in an urban setting. A friend will take pictures of the act and, of course, post them on Facebook or Twitter. Much favored by hipsters, douchebags, and the like. This trend is currently sweeping the internet, reason: unknown.

Proof that literally ANYTHING can catch on if enough idiots think it is "cool".

When a man has really bad morning wood but he also has to pee so he lays on top of the toilet to pee

MMORPG Old School Runescape slang word for the one who performs poorly when being attacked by multiple players at once

The incorrect name for Extreme Lying Down.

British 'slang' term for an individual whose mental capacity is similar in aptitude to a piece of wood.