The Poket
Not to be confused with any old pocket, the Poket is an inter-dimentional portal stored in the pants of the one and only god of pockets. The god of pockets owns the poket, which is a never ending assortment of unforseen horrors and annoyances.
- see also- Mayer of Water
- see also- Mayer of Water
The Poket is never filled.
Poketivity
When there is a shit ton of Pokemon activity in one area in Pokemon GO.
The poketivity was off the hook at the park earlier. I caught so many Pokemans!
Poketism
A type of autism that makes you obsessed with Pokémon
Luke: "Michael has severe Poketism, he won't stop talking about Pokémon"
Danny Boy: "I agree, I'm so tired of him talking about it.. It's such a bad disease"
Khris: "Ooga booga"
Danny Boy: "I agree, I'm so tired of him talking about it.. It's such a bad disease"
Khris: "Ooga booga"
poket snake
A long penis that goes into your pants and rapes you.
"Mela! get your poket snake out of my pants"
Reverse pick-poketing
Reverse pick-poketing is when u take something a put it into someones pocket without them knowing it. I created this and have mastered it.
one time i put some construction paper into someones shoe and they didnt know about it.