The Pork
1. A person, place, or thing with major swag.
Mac: "Dammit, we can't play King's Cup... we don't have any cards."
Monica: "Dude, I brought my deck!"
Brian: "Sick, Moni! You're The Pork!"
Joanie: "I can't go to eat with you guys.. I'm kind of broke..."
Diego: "Don't worry.. how 'bout we all hit up Costco for lunch? Costco samples are The Pork!"
Monica: "Dude, I brought my deck!"
Brian: "Sick, Moni! You're The Pork!"
Joanie: "I can't go to eat with you guys.. I'm kind of broke..."
Diego: "Don't worry.. how 'bout we all hit up Costco for lunch? Costco samples are The Pork!"
To Pork or Not to Pork
The social dilemma that depicts a scenario in which you must decide between partaking in sexual intercourse with a pig who's gender will be determined by your preference with nobody ever finding out, or you can choose to not partake in sexual intercourse with the pig, but have everyone you currently know think that you did.
To be clear:
- Future people you meet will not know that you committed this act, unless told otherwise by people who did know.
- That people that you currently know can not be convinced otherwise.
To be clear:
- Future people you meet will not know that you committed this act, unless told otherwise by people who did know.
- That people that you currently know can not be convinced otherwise.
Guy 1: Have you heard of the social dilemma: "To Pork or Not to Pork"? It kept me arguing for hours.
Guy 2: I have, my best friend doesn't talk to me anymore after finding out that I would fuck a pig.
Guy 2: I have, my best friend doesn't talk to me anymore after finding out that I would fuck a pig.
to pork
To fuck or have sex with
Hey man your mom is really hot i want to pork her.
Hey nate shaw i bet you are thinking about porking your girlfriend while you jerk off
Hey nate shaw i bet you are thinking about porking your girlfriend while you jerk off
porking
1. The act of having vigorous sexual intercourse with someone.
2. Actively hunting for pigs in their natural habitat.
2. Actively hunting for pigs in their natural habitat.
1a. I heard that in 1986 a ninja broke the world record all over the planet by porking 500 hot babes at once.
1b. I really wanna make a Paris Hilton style video tape where I'm porking that Heather girl that works at the mall, man she's hot.
2. The fall is pig season, so I usually go out porking around late september, or early october. I just listen for the squealing/snorting and then shoot my RC-P90 in the general direction. MMMmmm... Pork...
1b. I really wanna make a Paris Hilton style video tape where I'm porking that Heather girl that works at the mall, man she's hot.
2. The fall is pig season, so I usually go out porking around late september, or early october. I just listen for the squealing/snorting and then shoot my RC-P90 in the general direction. MMMmmm... Pork...
porked
fucked, had sex with, etc.
I porked your mom, or have you ever porked before?
Pork
To engage in sexual intercourse.
So we went back to my place to pork.
porke
from the italian word porke - pork / pig
1. a derogatory term for a man pig
2. a sexually frustrated man
3. a man who eat girls alive
4. an intensense flirty male
6. a male chauvinist
7. operates with distinctive taqtiques/moves
8. the worst porke is the ones that seem to be in a perpetual state of self-denial about their sleaziness
9. the opposite of a smooth oporator
1-2-3 say P O R K E
1. a derogatory term for a man pig
2. a sexually frustrated man
3. a man who eat girls alive
4. an intensense flirty male
6. a male chauvinist
7. operates with distinctive taqtiques/moves
8. the worst porke is the ones that seem to be in a perpetual state of self-denial about their sleaziness
9. the opposite of a smooth oporator
1-2-3 say P O R K E
urban girl 1: "what is that guy doing to that girl?"
urban girl 2: "it looks like he´s trying to sell a fucking car."
urban girl 3: "you know.."
urban girl 1&2: "..PORKE!"
urban girl 2: "it looks like he´s trying to sell a fucking car."
urban girl 3: "you know.."
urban girl 1&2: "..PORKE!"