"The" Porn
The best porno you have and will ever find. You will surf the net for many days and many nights and you will feel a void untill you find it. You wont know which site it is untill youve found it. The porn you will masturbate to everyday and everynight.
1) I finally found "The" Porn!, it beautiful!!!
2) I looked for many days and many nights but yet still no luck in finding "The" Porn
2) I looked for many days and many nights but yet still no luck in finding "The" Porn
Porn
The only place where ugly fat men have sex with some of the most attractive girls on this plant. There seems to be a high correlation between being pretty and having a low IQ in porn. Some behaviors in porn are mysterious and have an unclear evolutionary explanation, like a girl sucking a penis that was just inside of her ass, or girls being attracted to pizza boys that make 10$ an hour.
porn makes the world go around.
Porn
Peas and corn mixed together in a bowl
This porn is good and fresh!
porn
The reason your computer's running slow.
I watched some porn last night and it had 50-something pop-ups!
Porn
The shit you watch cause your lonely as fuck
Im just so lonely I’m gonna go watch some porn
porn
The fuck are you doing searching "porn" up? You know full goddamn well what porn is, and you know you do.
I was watching the hardcore porn last night and my dick just started exploding with fuckin cum.
Porn
A video that after ejaculating to, you lose all interest in.
Chad: Hey Joe wanna have drinks with me and the guys?
Joe: Not now I'm watching porn!
Joe: Not now I'm watching porn!