The Postage Stamp

The sexual maneuver in which you cum into somebody's butt hole, lick it along the crack like your sealing an envelope, push the cheeks together so it's officially sealed, and then stamp it by giving the ass cheek a hicky.

"So, Tom and I were pioneering the Postage Stamp the other day and I wasn't able to defecate for almost four business days."

postage stamp

any sexual act that involves licking and sticking

i got postage stamped in the ear last night

postage stamp

When a guy is doing a girl and pulls out, then jizzes onto a piece of paper from a novel, preferably the book "tai pan" by james clavell, then proceeds to smack the piece of paper on the girls face, imitating the act of putting a postage stamp on a letter.

Matt: I totally postage stamped this girl the other day.
Heidi: that's really sweet

OR, used in the present tense

Matt: shut up bitch or i'll postage stamp you

Postage Stamp

When a woman uses her lady juices to slap a males face (see fish slap), and then sticks his face to the wall.

Whoa did you see Tina?
She totally postage stamped Todd to the wall!
Well he won't be sipping on her koolaid anytime soon.
Oh No!!!

postage stamp

When a guy is doing a girl and pulls out, then jizzes onto a piece of paper from a novel, preferably the book "tai pan" by james clavell, then proceeds to smack the piece of paper on the girls face, imitating the act of putting a postage stamp on a letter.

Matt: I totally postage stamped this girl the other day.
Heidi: that's really sweet

OR, used in the present tense

Matt: shut up bitch or i'll postage stamp you

scottish postage stamp

a tab of acid

hey try this scottish postage stamp, it will fuck u up real good.

Lick Her Postage Stamp

To eat her ass out. Eat booty.

When I get home tonight I’m gonna lick her postage stamp.

俚语	the postage stamp
释义	The Postage Stamp The sexual maneuver in which you cum into somebody's butt hole, lick it along the crack like your sealing an envelope, push the cheeks together so it's officially sealed, and then stamp it by giving the ass cheek a hicky. "So, Tom and I were pioneering the Postage Stamp the other day and I wasn't able to defecate for almost four business days." postage stamp any sexual act that involves licking and sticking i got postage stamped in the ear last night postage stamp When a guy is doing a girl and pulls out, then jizzes onto a piece of paper from a novel, preferably the book "tai pan" by james clavell, then proceeds to smack the piece of paper on the girls face, imitating the act of putting a postage stamp on a letter. Matt: I totally postage stamped this girl the other day. Heidi: that's really sweet OR, used in the present tense Matt: shut up bitch or i'll postage stamp you Postage Stamp When a woman uses her lady juices to slap a males face (see fish slap), and then sticks his face to the wall. Whoa did you see Tina? She totally postage stamped Todd to the wall! Well he won't be sipping on her koolaid anytime soon. Oh No!!! postage stamp When a guy is doing a girl and pulls out, then jizzes onto a piece of paper from a novel, preferably the book "tai pan" by james clavell, then proceeds to smack the piece of paper on the girls face, imitating the act of putting a postage stamp on a letter. Matt: I totally postage stamped this girl the other day. Heidi: that's really sweet OR, used in the present tense Matt: shut up bitch or i'll postage stamp you scottish postage stamp a tab of acid hey try this scottish postage stamp, it will fuck u up real good. Lick Her Postage Stamp To eat her ass out. Eat booty. When I get home tonight I’m gonna lick her postage stamp.
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