The Pothole 500
The 2010 version of The Daytona 500 that was delayed for over two hours because of a pavemet failure on the track that occured mid-race. The race was eventually resumed after everybody lost interest from watching a road repair crew work on patching a hole on the sport's biggest day.
Dave: Hey, how'd you like The Daytona 500?
Bill: Oh, you mean The Pothole 500? I went home after the second red flag came out!
Bill: Oh, you mean The Pothole 500? I went home after the second red flag came out!