The Race For LunchTM
When that annoying douchebag in the business office makes a poster that has all the secretaries up there as track runners with ponytails, and whoever does the most work gets further along the poster and whoever gets to the "finish line" first wins free lunch from the Tampa Room. A hairbrained attempt at employee motivation by a sleazy preppy loser.
"The Race For Lunch? Jesus Tapdancing Christ! Thats the stupidest motherfucking thing i've ever heard."