randy savage

The greatest living wrestler ever to live and/or wrestle at the same time. After starring in hit films such as "Spiderman" and "Elbow Drop III: The Revenge of VJ" he has diversified into theater and performing art.

His experiences in the second world war helped him to defeat his arch enemy Hulk Hogan. Mr Savage commented that his climactic no-holds-barred match with Adolf Hitler (who had just defeated Captain America in a titanic struggle) during the summer of 1971 in Brazil; it was a turning point in his wrestling career. Although the match was marred with controversy (some critics alleged that Savage should never have been allowed to tag Mr T in) it made him a celebrity.

Savage has inspired many popular songs, including "Raining Blood" by thrash metal band Slayer and "Macho Man" by The Village People. He is known to use the word "crease" a little too much to be entirely normal.

The explicit act of forcing one's unshaven penis into a woman's mouth to perform rawdog felatio followed by a most vicious elbow drop to the top of the her head. Such an act is best followed by the consumption of a Slim Jim.

To emit a gigantic and strong, yet messy piece of poop.

When a man has his testicles in someone's mouth and they do an impression of Macho Man Randy Savage's voice saying "oh yeah," or other phrases. The sheer ridiculousness of the voice causes a vibrating sensation on the testes.

One of the most popular and well known Professional Wrestlers in the history of professional wrestling. His career spanned numerous decades from the 1970s-2000s most notably in WWF, WCW, and a brief run in TNA Wrestling, though much of his success came in the 1980s and 1990s. "Macho Man" Randy Savage, born Randy Poffo, is the brother of former Pro Wrestler Lanny Poffo. Savage is a former 2 time WWF Champion, 4 time WCW Champion, and a former Intercontinental Champion. He was the most recognized spokesman of Slim Jim and was featured in the major motion picture, Spiderman, as Bone Saw McGraw. His trademark catchphrases is "Oooooh Yeeeeeah", one of the most well known to date and his trademark finisher was the Elbow Drop from the top rope. He was most famously managed by his Ex-Wife Miss Elizabeth during the 1980s and 1990s and is famous for headlining matches with such legendary rivals as Hulk Hogan, Ricky "The Dragon" Steamboat, Jake "The Snake" Roberts, and Ric Flair. He is currently retired from Wrestling but his legacy is tributed through TNA Star "Black Machismo" Jay Letal and the memories of many fans across the world

-Professional wrestler famous for having his back side scorched on a plethora of occasions by Hulk Hogan.
-Was a two time WWF World Champion and 4 time WCW champion. Lost one WWF title to Hogan, and dropped two WCW titles to the Hulkster.
-Often known as Hulk's whipping boy or bitch.
-Made a rap CD calling out Hogan, but in fact, is deathly afraid of the 24" pythons and lacks the testicular fortitude to actually follow through on his challenge.
-Was a spokesman for Slim Jim Beef Jerky. Famous Slim Jim quote was, “snap into a Slim Jim.” The irony is that Hogan snapped into Savage like he was a Slim Jim.
-Was married to former manager, the late Miss Elizabeth.

-Professional wrestler famous for having his back side scorched on a plethora of occasions by Hulk Hogan.
-Was a two time WWF World Champion and 4 time WCW champion. Lost one WWF title to Hogan, and dropped to WCW title's to him.
-Often known as Hulk's whipping boy or bitch.
-Made a rap CD calling out Hogan, but in fact, is deathly afraid of the 24" pythons and lacks the testicular fortitude to actually follow through on challenge.
-Was a spokesman for Slim Jim Beef Jerky. Famous Slim Jim quote was, “snap into a Slim Jim.” The irony is that Hogan snapped into Savage like he was a Slim Jim.
-Was married to former manager, the late Miss Elizabeth.