The Raymond
the action of freezing a shit in a condom and proceeding to use it as a dildo.
i hope that new chick in my class lets me giver her the raymond this weekend, she did give me her phone number.
Raymond
A male that is wanted by every woman who sees him. He has absolutely gorgeous eyes. Typically dark eyes and dark hair. He's one of the most sweetest people on the face if the Earth. He makes a great friend. If he really cares about you, he will make an amazing boyfriend who cares about you very much. He doesn't like stupid and dumb people very much. He's very caring to his best friend and will listen to their problems when needed. Raymond has problems of his own and he may keep them to himself sometimes but other times he will open up. A lot of girls fall for him. He is extremely good looking and handsome. He's one of the funniest people you will ever meet. He will make you smile throughout the whole day even if it's the worst day of your life. Some people love Raymond and care for him dearly. Raymond would be lost without some certain friends but he has a great life now and loves everyone around him.
I love Raymond so much. The first time I laid eyes on him I instantly fell in love. He's so sweet and I don't know what I'd do without him! <3
Raymond
A guy who is incredibly sweet and nice and caring and is honestly the most amazing person you will ever meet. He is the type of person that isn't aware of how fucking attractive he really is. He is someone who constantly doubts my admiration for him but that is because he isn't used to people being nice to him. If you ever come across a Raymond consider yourself lucky because he is the best person you will know in your whole life. Also I can't speak from experience but I swear I just know he is a very good kisser, but what I can say from experience is that he is a great hugger
A: Raymond say your name!
Raymond: No, why?
Raymond: No, why?
Raymond
A god of all ramen. Eat ramen without his permission, and the god of humankind will smite you with a tiny hotdog.
Dear Raymond, I ask you to let me eat this ramen without letting me smited by the god of humankind with a tiny hotdog. Please give me your permission.
Raymonding
Touching someones face as a greeting or goodbye.
Can be friendly or more.
Can be friendly or more.
"O my gosh, did you see that? They were just raymonding!"
"Oh my, that's a bit touchy!"
"Oh my, that's a bit touchy!"
Raymond
The most amazing boyfriend in the world. He is a handsome, loving, caring, ambitious, intelligent, and seductively sarcastic person. His laughter is the most astounding thing to hear and it brings such a joy to my life. He may be a bit of a short fuse and highly argumentative, but when he is in love you with, his patience and kindness knows no bounds.. He has a big and gentle heart despite all the hardships he has endured, as he strives to lead his life according to his biggest dreams and aspirations. Also, he is encouraging and supportive, for he'll never give up on me or allow me to give up on myself.
I love you so much Raymond E.
I love you so much Raymond E.
Friend: Hey! Who is that guy on your screensaver?
Me: Oh, that's my Raymond. :)
Me: Oh, that's my Raymond. :)
Raymond
A suicidal cat from Animal Crossing. So many teenage girls are putting him in a maid dress and he just can’t anymore. Please, donate to the save Raymond fund. He doesn’t have enough money for all these restraining orders.
Teenage Girl: Hello! I have been following your tweets for the past two days, and have come to the conclusion you do not deserve to have Raymond on your island. He is my comfort character and seeing him in an environment not meant for him brings me anxiety, so I will be expecting a reply to this DM when you have him in boxes and ready to relinquish him to someone who will treasure him like he deserves.