thereallesbiangod

boy 1:have you heard of thereallesbiangod
boy 2:no is she cool

boy 3:HE GOES BY HE/THEY DONT DISRESPECT THEM!
boy 2:cool anyways he cant change their username and is omniromantic right now
girl:i would date
boy 4:thats sus
girl:why
boy 4:shes a girl and that would be gay
girl:but their preference is female
boy 4:so? also stop using they its one person
THE TOP SENTENCE IS HOMOPHOBIC PLEASE DO NOT TRY TO SAY AT HOME OR WILL GET BEATEN UP
continuing on….
According to all known laws of aviation, there is no way a bee should be able to fly.
Its wings are too small to get its fat little body off the ground.
The bee, of course, flies anyway because bees don't care what humans think is impossible.
Yellow, black. Yellow, black. Yellow, black. Yellow, black.
Ooh, black and yellow!
Let's shake it up a little.
Barry! Breakfast is ready!
Coming!
Hang on a second.
Hello?
Barry?
Adam?
Can you believe this is happening?
I can't.
I'll pick you up.
Looking sharp.
Use the stairs, Your father paid good money for those.
Sorry. I'm excited.
Here's the graduate.
We're very proud of you, son.
A perfect report card, all B's.
Very proud.