The Red Scare
The terrible fear a man feels when his girlfriend doesn't have her monthly period.
Guy 1: Hey, my girl didn't have her period. I can't have a kid right now.
Guy 2: Dude that sucks.
Guy 1: Yeah, I'm def feeling the Red Scare right now.
Guy 2: Should'a worn a condom.
Guy 2: Dude that sucks.
Guy 1: Yeah, I'm def feeling the Red Scare right now.
Guy 2: Should'a worn a condom.
The Red Scare
an irrational fear of ketchup
Ever since Adam Blumenthal ate spaghetti with ketchup in elementary school, I've been cursed by the Red Scare
Red Scare
When a girl claims she's on her period to get out of having sex with you.
Jennifer's been giving me the red scare! She's been on her period for over a month!
Red Scare
n. When your girlfriend doesn't tell you that she has her period (or doesn't know)and you try to slide into third base hands first, resulting in red all over your hands and a horrified look on your face.
Jacob thought his date was going great, so he slid his hand south only to get hit with the Red Scare.
Red Scare
When about four weeks has passed since your last period, and you're worried and anxious about when you're going to get it again.
Me: It's around four weeks since my last period. I should be getting it any day now.
Friend: Yeah, you wouldn't want to get it during the middle of class or something and ruin your clothes.
Me: Yeah. Every four weeks, I go through a Red Scare while I constantly worry about whether my period is about to start or not.
Friend: Yeah, you wouldn't want to get it during the middle of class or something and ruin your clothes.
Me: Yeah. Every four weeks, I go through a Red Scare while I constantly worry about whether my period is about to start or not.
red scare
a pejorative progressives use to dismiss the shame of their inaction in the face of communist aggression, imperialism and terrorism.
the correct term is red menace. it was the justified and legitimate organic anxiety of a nation facing a rising totalitarian threat from communism. communists were invading and annexing countries on the european continent, colonizing and overthrowing the governments in other parts of the globe, and building weapons in a bid to eliminate all global alternatives to the red communist system.
the first era of the red menace was in the 19-teens and twenties. this was a time when progressives loyal to the russian revolution were setting off bombs in u.s. cities and attempting to assasinate u.s. presidents.
the second era was spurred by the revelation that the u.s. state department had become ridden with soviet spies. this , in conjunction with overt soviet power maneuvers in the hemisphere caused americans to support greater vigilance from their leaders.
the correct term is red menace. it was the justified and legitimate organic anxiety of a nation facing a rising totalitarian threat from communism. communists were invading and annexing countries on the european continent, colonizing and overthrowing the governments in other parts of the globe, and building weapons in a bid to eliminate all global alternatives to the red communist system.
the first era of the red menace was in the 19-teens and twenties. this was a time when progressives loyal to the russian revolution were setting off bombs in u.s. cities and attempting to assasinate u.s. presidents.
the second era was spurred by the revelation that the u.s. state department had become ridden with soviet spies. this , in conjunction with overt soviet power maneuvers in the hemisphere caused americans to support greater vigilance from their leaders.
progressive: duh you're just a red-baiting mccarthyite nazi! don't you know that the red scare went out of style in the 50's?"
normal person: i guess "brown-baiting" is still "hip" or something.
normal person: i guess "brown-baiting" is still "hip" or something.
Red Scare
When a girl claims she's on her period to get out of having sex with you
She has a red scare in her Harry Truman -family guy