There's no step three!
A reference to a late 90s TV ad for iMac, where Jeff Goldblum detailed "three easy steps to connect to the internet", then realised that he had been a fool and that there was no step three.
Bill: Hey Eric, how can I arouse myself?
Eric: Step 1: Pull down your pants.
Step 2: Jack off until you cum.
Step 3: There's no step three!
Bill: Thanks!
Eric: Step 1: Pull down your pants.
Step 2: Jack off until you cum.
Step 3: There's no step three!
Bill: Thanks!
Three step
A sexual technique when a girl is stimulated in three key areas at the same time. The vagina, the clit and the breasts leading her to climax.
How bad do you want three step babe? ;)
three stepping
when you are incredibly drunk and you walk poorly (left,right.right,left,left,left,right,left etc.)
three step shuffling
The three step shuffle: Taking one step forward, and two steps back. A metaphor for when using a pleasure releasing neurotoxic psychoactive (drug ex: meth, coke, ecstasy) that ultimately causes damage to the pleasure receptors and ability to produce pleasure naturally. The user takes a deceptive and temporary shortcut to induce pleasure and highten senses, only to feel and function worse (longterm) then they did before taking the drug. 1 step forward, 2 steps back... The three step shuffle.
" If you keep three step shuffling like this, Your going to fade away before you know it".
three steps to heaven
If a guy cant get laid, he plays 3 steps to heaven, and tries to pull a girl who is points below him in the looks department, ie nif a guy is rated as a 7, then to be sure of gettin sum, he has to go for a girl who is rated as a 4.
Guy 1: Dude, i cant get laid, non of the girls i go for evr get into the sack with me
Guy 2: Well then just play the three steps to heaven game n you'll definately get sum
guy 1: OK man
Guy 2: Well then just play the three steps to heaven game n you'll definately get sum
guy 1: OK man
three step protection
A form of birth controll involving a condom, spermicide, and pulling out.
Dude, I knew she was a trappin' gimme' girl so I insisted on three step protection to avoid listening to her lies about protection.
Liam's Three Step Plan
Liam's plan to always get any girl:
1. Get ripped, or at least toned.
2. Talk to at least 3 girls per day to build confidence.
3. Always wear a dope-ass hat.
1. Get ripped, or at least toned.
2. Talk to at least 3 girls per day to build confidence.
3. Always wear a dope-ass hat.
I used to be shy, but thanks to Liam's Three Step Plan I've been with every girl on this side of the Mississippi!