There, there
What people who are horrible at comforting people say in an attempt to make someone feel better. Often done while patting one's back.
Girl One: My Grandmother just died
Girl Two: There, there. *pat on the back*
Girl One: * Sarcastically* Great, that makes me feel so much better.
Girl Two: There, there. *pat on the back*
Girl One: * Sarcastically* Great, that makes me feel so much better.