thermometered
The act of having your temperature taken to enter a building (or country) due to global pandemics.
I got thermometered coming in the building this morning for work.
Thermometer
Technique to make masturbation last longer. When you are beating off just as you are about to bust your nut you stop or slow down for a minute then start beating off again. You can repeat this many times in one session. delayed orgasm.
Thanks for telling me about the thermometer, now I can beat off for hours.
Thermometer
When you have reached the level of boredom to type "Thermometer" into the google search engine.
I just got a thermometer stuck in my dogs ass. Help me.
thermometer
the act of having one finger up a girl's asshole while you engage in intercourse.
"i bang'd her and i rock'd a thermometer."
cat thermometer
When you can look at your house cat and can tell what the temperature is by their body position.
1. Curled up in a ball = 60 degrees
2. kitty loaf style = 65-70 degrees
3. On side with legs out = 70-80 degrees
4. Layed out on side with body and legs stretched way out = 80-90 degrees
1. Curled up in a ball = 60 degrees
2. kitty loaf style = 65-70 degrees
3. On side with legs out = 70-80 degrees
4. Layed out on side with body and legs stretched way out = 80-90 degrees
"Must be freezing in here, your cat thermometer is all balled up with its head tucked in"
asshole thermometer
Another name for a rectal thermometer.
Hey Jerry, don't put that fucking thing in your mouth cos it's an asshole thermometer!
Loose Thermometer
When a couple partakes in three 69 sex position and the female is recieving the most pleasure, the male's penis will hang from the female's mouth loosely.
He was eating her out so good that she forgot to suck him off, his penis just hung from her mouth like a loose thermometer.