Thermopedophobia
The fear of hot children
Child: Look at me! I freakin' hot!
Dud with phobia: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!! It's too scary! Get it away from me!"
Professor: And that is thermopedophobia.
Dud with phobia: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!! It's too scary! Get it away from me!"
Professor: And that is thermopedophobia.