THE ROSS

The act of putting you’re dick in a jar of peanut butter and then realizing that your dog is having an allergic reaction.

The act of Mowing your own, or someone else's lawn for pleasure.

Someone named Ross is usually of the male gender. A Ross is smart and literally perfection. His brown hair and green eyes will hypnotize you. He always makes you feel so special, like nothing else matters and you don't have to worry about anything. He may be soft spoken but he has a lot to say. He is handsome and all the girls want him. He is athletic and strong, but still kind and gentle. A Ross' hugs are the best and he is very protective. He generally dates girl that are shy, but sweet. He's adorable, and extremely cute. He may seem quiet at first, but is very loud in reality. When you start to get to know him, it's hard not to fall for him, especially if he falls for you. He's willing to do almost anything for you. He'd wait a whole year for you if he had to. He's very complimentary, but also insecure, so give him compliments too. He'll stay up until he falls asleep talking to you, and stay on the phone with you for hours discussing how much he loves you and what you'd name your children, and how perfect they'd be. He sticks to playing sports like basketball and soccer, but might play football as well. A Ross is special; if you have one, hold him close and never let go.

Ross is a legend and #1 With ass movement and pro 🥺🤪

A Ross is definitely a great man. Known to many by "Sex God". Ladies offer their bodies to his almighty power. If you are a female and you haven't fucked Ross, you better out on your grizz boots because its goin down.

The most beautiful girl EVER! Shy and normally has amazing friends and tells them EVERYTHING! Never will leave behind her closest bestie. Is always the first to step down if it benefits her friends. She normally has a lot of friends, but only a few close ones.

Ross is the type of guy who will fall in love with his best friends sister. He’s not really a simp type of guy though. Ross will always have a close friend who is a simp but Ross doesn’t judge so it’s all okay! He doesn’t really get in much trouble and makes bank. Ross also has a hella thicc booty that will be much appreciated in the near future. Find yourself a hella thicc Ross.