The Rowin Pirate

Unlike the name alludes to, this Pirate has no oar or boat. This is a physical state when one's smile keeps getting bigger and bigger until there is no more room left on their face to possibly keep both eyes open. This condition can normally be found when consuming large amounts of alcohol beginning early in the day and naturally will end that night with only one eye open like a pirate. Long term affects consist of face cramps, permanent eye deformation, temporary paralysis, mouth expansion, and permanent Joker type smiles.